Pleasuring a Man

Men are often viewed as being easy to please. The penis may not be as complicated as a vagina, but it should not be treated as if it lacks any feeling. That’s right ladies. Guys have feelings too and getting a guy to cum is not as easy as flipping on a light switch.

If a woman expects a guy to know how to rock their world, isn’t it fair for a guy to anticipate the same in return? Having sex with a woman is far from an in and out process. A woman’s partner must realize that there are many erogenous zones that must be attended to. Despite common belief, guys are the same way.

Erogenous zones are areas on a person’s body that give them a feeling of sexual arousal. Surprisingly, we are sensitive all over are bodies. From ear lobes to genitals, these targets should not be ignored. Before you even begin having sex, massage his body with your hands and mouth. Make him crazy and avoid contact with his penis right away. This will leave him yearning for more.

Another great way to pleasure your mate is to play with his balls. No matter what, absolutely do not forget his balls! Some men may not like the feeling but others need that extra bit of rubbing. Experiment with your guy if you’re unsure. Gently massage his balls with your tongue and if he likes that, work your way up to rubbing them with your hand. Nevertheless, make sure you are not too rough. While his shaft is used to taking a beating, his balls are not. Most importantly, if you want to make your man cum, pinching and biting his sack will not help you.

Making a guy cum is not as easy as flipping a switch, but start with turning on the lights. Having lights on might make you feel uncomfortable, but to him, it’s the best thing in the world. The majority of stimulation for a male is visual. Guys enjoy watching porn and associate all the porn they have seen with watching you. Notice how he always brushes your hair out of your face while you’re giving him head? He’s not trying to be nice. He’s trying to get a good view. Unless he asks you to wear a paper bag over your head, bend over, feel sexy and do it in front of a mirror.

Make some noise. We as humans are all about our senses. This point will really hit home with a simple experiment. Sit in front of the television and watch it for about 20 seconds. After 20 seconds hit the mute button; it’s not as enjoyable, is it? That is what it is like for a guy having sex with a quiet girl. Moan and scream into a pillow if you don’t want to wake the neighbors. He will enjoy the ride much more.

It is also crucial to talk dirty. There is nothing sexier than a woman who knows what they want. There are a few phrases that could either kill or heighten the moment very quickly. Try and find the right level of dirty talk that is acceptable. If he reciprocates, try taking it up to the next level. If you really want him to cum, tell him that. Say, “Cum in me” in a really seductive voice. That is sure to make him blow his load. Remember, dirty talking does not make you a slut, so scream it loud and proud.

Furthermore, different positions can make all of the difference. If you only do missionary, it’s time to break the habit. Try switching it up and attempt the doggy style. You may think that it is because he doesn’t want to look at your face, but if that were the case he would use the paper bag. Besides, your vagina will benefit from trying new positions. As a result, his penis will hit your g-spot more effectively in some positions than others.

Guys are not that difficult to please. Be loud, horny, flexible, rough, dirty and spontaneous. Let him know that he is the man and he can rock your world (even if he’s sub par). Most importantly, guys don’t like a dead fish. If you are one, he may want to go out fishing to find a new catch.

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18 Similarities Between a Woman and A Computer

To all you guys out there, I hope this will make you smile:

1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.

2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.

3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.

4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.

5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.

6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.

7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.

8) Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.

9) When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.

10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.

11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.

12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.

13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.

14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.

15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace.

16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.

17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.

18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.

A History of the Vibrator

Back in the 19th century female sensual arousal didn't have a name ~ it had a diagnosis ~ Hysteria.

Fortunately, this "predicament" could be cured with "hysterical paroxysm (aka orgasm) The use of vaginal massage as a therapy for "hysterical" patients dates back to Hippocrates.

The treatment was not generally regarded as sexual but doing it by hand was tiring, although lucrative, work for the medical professional. Not surprising, the invention of steam-driven vibrating machines was welcomed by all but they were expensive and not easily portable.


The vibrator was first patented as a medical device by Joseph Mortimer Granville, a British doctor, in 1883. The electromechanical version of the vibrator was designed to relieve Hysteria but it too was large and not easily portable.


The huge potential market for hand-held vibrators was recognized by entrepreneurs with Hamilton Beach of Racine, patenting their first hand held vibrator in 1902. The vibrator was the fifth electrical home appliance available, after the sewing machine but well before the electric iron and vacuum cleaner. Vibrator innovation was even a driving force behind the creation of the small electric motor.


In the early 1900's women could use mail order to buy vibrating massagers from advertisements in publications such as Needlecraft, Modern Priscilla and Women's Home Companion. One Vibrator advertisement, from 1910 stated:

"The secret of the ages has been discovered in Vibration. Great scientists tell us that we owe not only our health but even our life strength to this wonderful force. Vibration promotes life and vigour, strength and beauty. ... Vibrate Your Body and Make It Well. YOU Have No Right to Be Sick."

These days an enormous range of vibrators can be purchased using the
Internet. Broad categories include:


Rabbit Vibrators

From Dolphins to Rabbits with shiny little pearls all rabbit vibrators have a clitoral stimulator for clitoral stimulation. As seen in Sex And The City, the rabbit vibrator is the sex toy no girl should be without!

G Spot Vibrators

The G-Spot does exist and there�s no mystery about it. It's simply an area of increased sensitivity that many women like to have stimulated. Named after Ernst Grafenberg, a German doctor who wrote about "an erotic zone located on the anterior wall of the vagina along the course of the urethra that would swell during sexual stimulation". G Spot Vibrators have curved ends or middle bits just in the right spot to provide the added pleasure many women enjoy.

Remote Control Vibrators

Remote controlled vibrators can be lots of fun! Once properly inserted or secured your partner will get great enjoyment in watching you squirm when the remote is activated. Nothing leads to a more impassioned night of lovemaking than playing with remote-controlled toys while having
dinner at a nice restaurant.

Dildos

Dildos are for penetration, they don't vibrate, move, or talk, they just fit well in the hand and in whatever orifice you choose to use. Vibrators vibrate; dildos fill space, whether it be vaginal or anal. While lots of people enjoy the stimuli vibrators produce, many others enjoy the feeling of fullness a dildo provides, as well as the level of thrusting control they can experience with this stationary device.


Realistic Vibrators

Realistic vibrators look just like the real thing with veins, testicles and some even squirt on command.


Jelly Vibrators

Soft, supple and durable, Jelly rubber is a great material for sex toys. Jelly toys can also be very colourful, coming in pink, black, blue, red, orange and purple.

Jackrabbit

Two pronged for stimulation of both the vagina and the clitoris.

Discreet Vibrators

Vibrators discreetly shaped as every-day objects, such as lipstick tubes, cell phones, or art pieces.