The Word of the Day is ~ Honesty

My mama always told me that I had to EARN what I achieved. I think that if my Mama was still alive, she would also tell me that I would have to earn my escort reviews

I have been made aware of this secret underground review group, wherein girls create email addresses and then review other girls and then finally review themselves, but they didn't earn that review.

I understand that times are tough, but you didn't EARN that review. EARN is the operative word here.

Fake reviews are like cheating or lying. And, with Karma being karma, one of these days, those reviews are gonna come bake and bite you in your butt.

Good, bad or ugly, I am proud to say that I EARNED every single review

Too Cute Guy

Sunday is my day off. This is not an option ~ even God took one day off.

Yesterday, I am sitting on my balcony and the Kelly Shannon phone rings.

I answered it for one reason. I am attempting to get tickets to the Ellen Degeneres show here in May and I put the Kelly Shannon phone on my application as an alternate phone number.

I answer the phone and this guy asks if he can speak to Kelly. I reply, "This is Kelly."

He asks me if I am working. I reply, "No, I'm sorry, Sunday is my day off."

He replies, "Well, I'm very cute."

I don't give a rats ass if you are Jesus ~ Sunday is my day off.

I don't give a rats ass if you are George Clooney ~ Sunday is my day off.

Ok, well maybe if you were George Clooney :)

Fingernail Poppin Guy

I had the most wonderful visit from a gent the day-before -yesterday.

Let's just say that this gent was "very" talented.

In fact, he was so talented, that I LITERALLY popped off 3 fingernails, when I inadvertently dug them into his shoulder. Sorry, sweetie.

He emailed me yesterday, and it was so sweet, thanking me for the very good time we had, and telling me that he is going to see me again.

I replied, I hope it is soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love guys who just make my toes curl like that. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, it just makes me so warm, happy, cozy and fuzzy inside.

Pierced Penis Guy

OMG ~ So, I had a Sweetest Little Thing Massage yesterday.

This gent was a newbie, and I just LOVE Newbies.

He starts undressing and he is wearing a penis ring. We all know my affinity for Altoids, and it was a comedy of errors before I could get the hang of sucking the Altoids, and not having issues with the ring.

It was so much fun.

Pierced Penis Guy was soooooooooooo very nice. I got an email from him this morning and he wants to see me again.

Whooooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really, really love what I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The picture below is NOT of Pierced Penis Guy ~ but an accurate description of the type of piercing he had.

Too Early for Doggie Porn

7:15 ~ Diesel wakes me up by licking my ear. I am not a "morning person".

7:18 ~ I stagger to the kitchen to make coffee. Ummmmmmm, coffee.

7:22 ~ Coffee done. I pour it into my New Orleans Hookers cup, given to me by a client and I tell Diesel we are going for our walk.

7:25 ~ Diesel's new friend, a puggle, is walking and Diesel and the puggle say hi. The puggle IMMEDIATELY hops on to Diesel and begins humping away.

7:25:03 ~ The puggle's mom profusely apologizes. We agree that it is way too early to watch gay doggie porn.

7:27 ~ Diesel poops.

7:28 ~ Diesel and I are coming into the apartment door and see the puggle and his mom.

7:28:04 ~ The puggle's mom and I agree that I should go in the door and up the elevator first. It is way to early for gay doggie porn.

7:29 ~ I am waiting by the elevator door and Diesel is waiting by the glass doors looking mournfully at his new gay friend. I think he kind of liked the feeling of his new friend humping him.

7:30 ~ I am lamenting the fact that I may have a gay dog.