Friday, January 23, 2009

The Word of the Day is Perfect Imperfection

Body Image is the great debate in this business.

Is the body below perfect or imperfect?

Some would say imperfect, because this women has stretch marks.

Some would say perfect, because although she has stretch marks, she is in amazing shape.


"imperfection is beauty, madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous, then absolutely boring."
~Marilyn Monroe~


Thursday, January 22, 2009

~Your IPod Just Got Sexier~

When I finally emerged into the 21st. Century by buying an IPod, I was very excited.

I am ALWAYS looking for new gadgets to hook up to my IPod. Well, kiddies, look what I found.

It's called OhBiBod. According to their website, it is a "sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music."

You hook this little puppy up to your Ipod and it "vibrates".

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's even better, is that this website has a tab called, "Club Vibe". Club Vibe has a playlist of songs that other people recommend.

My wishlist has a new item on it. I WANT this puppy.



Website: http://www.ohmibod.com

Thursday, January 8, 2009

~It's Still Rock and Roll To Them~

Keith Richards, Tom Jones, Steven Tyler, Ann Wilson, Gene Simmons, Jimmy Page, Alice Cooper

For a bunch of "Rock Stars", these guys really don't look so good.

There comes a time, when you have to hang up your guitar and say I'm retiring.

My 80 year old mother (God Rest Her Soul) looked better than Keith Richards. How can ANYONE want to see him on stage.

Tom Jones, was sexy back in the day, but now he is just scary and he has got a new album coming out.

Jimmy Page wants to revive Led Zeppelin with or without Robert Plant.

Growing old is seldom kind, and I shouldn't make fun of my elders, but then again, whose grandfather still tries to squeeze into a pair patent leather pants.


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

~An Elite Member of an Elite Club~

I am an elite member of a very elite club, it's called the "I Hate Oprah Club".

Oprah Winfrey has risen from a "talk show host" to sainthood and that truly worries me.

Be it a book, a diet, a president or a pair of jammies, there are people out there who will read, eat, vote or wear whatever Oprah says.

Don't get me wrong, Oprah is very philanthropic, but there are other celebrities out there who just as philanthropic as Oprah and don't need to have their faces splashed over the television when they give to a charity.

Case in point, I absolutely love Ellen Degeneres. She has done so much for Breast Cancer as well as for the people of New Orleans ~ yet she doesn't request an HBO special to laud her charitable work.

For example, Bono is extremely generous, but we don't hear about him every single day on Entertainment Tonight. The same goes for Nicholas Cage, Jackie Chan, Sandra Bullock, Celine Dion and Steven Spielberg.

When Oprah first came to Chicago, I really liked her. Her morning show was a respite from feeding, diapering and burping babies.

Now, however, it is preachy, and reminds me of Jim Jones.


Monday, January 5, 2009

Treats

~I know the treats are in this cabinet. When she's not looking, see if you can't open the cabinet.