My Boys

I miss my boys so much.

Happy Valentine's Day

To all of my Chicago friends, Happy Valentine's Day.

Just as an fyi ~ it is going to be 70 degrees in Phoenix.

The Birds

If I didn't know better, I would say that Alfred Hitchcock's inspiration for The Birds was born in Texas. His inspiration was actually a novel by Daphne du Maurier.

When I was in Texas, I saw these birds called Grackles. They are so scary. Every day between 5:00 and 5:30 ~ these birds migrated to one place in the Galleria. These birds scared me to the 100th degree.

There weren't 10 or 20, there were like 100 or 200 or more. They landed on power lines and the roofs of buildings and the traffic lights.

I can saw beyond any doubt whatsoever, I will never, ever, ever, ever go to Texas again EVER.

Here is one pic of the Grackles

We Are Family ~ I Got All My Cousins and Me

This day will go down in history as the best day.

I got to see my cousin today that I haven't seen in 9 years. I got to see my 2nd cousin and godchild that I haven't seen in almost 20 years.

I had goose bumps today waiting for them to pick me up. My cousin Dolly and her daughter Dawn took me to Red Lobster for lunch. It was so good. I stayed at their house until it was time to see my other 2nd cousin and godchild.

Oh, he looks so much like his father, it takes my breath away. He is married to a beautiful woman who I really adore.

Sometime during the afternoon and evening I spent with them ~ I got that though ~ I can't wait to call my mom and tell her all about this ~ but my mom is deceased and I can't call her.

If I die tomorrow, today will have been the best day.

Here is a picture of Camelback Mountain. I will be hiking up Superstition Mountain next weekend

Sexual Records

I found this site about Sexual Records. It had some interesting stuff. It was like the Guinness Book of World Records for sex.

Status Orgasmus:
According to the site, this means prolonged orgasm. The longest ever recorded? One woman orgasmed for 43 seconds. That's 25 successive contractions. Talk about a wild ride. I can't even imagine the recuperation time needed after that one!!!

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Mae West:
They reference Mae West's autobiography here as well, citing that she once had sex with a man named Ted for 15 hours. I'm thinking there is not enough lube in the world for that kind of marathon....I mean.....OW!!!! as an FYI, however, Kelly Shannon's personal record is 4 consecutive hours.

Biggest Dildo:
The world's biggest dildo, according to Sexual Records, is.....are you ready for this ......Maybe you might want to cross your legs first....67 feet HIGH AND WEIGHS 37 TONS. They don't mention it's even actually been "used" (which begs the question....is a dildo really a dildo if it's too big to be used?) but I'll take a wild stab and guess "no".

HOLY PENIS BATMAN:
The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.6 inches long and 6.25 inches round. I'm thinking that this guy had a LOT of women running and screaming from him at the end of a date. I mean, I'm all for a challenge and everything, but a woman's gotta have limits.

Website: http://www.sexualrecords.com/

In The Wherever

She could make a map
of his perfect body
with her perfect tongue

She knows all the markers
The shape of his hardened nipples
beneath of the attention of her eager tongue

The feel of his cock
rising not-so-subtly
against her sweating thighs

The way he breathes
Hard
yet implicitly gentle
Pressed to her ears

Whispering

I want you
I could fuck you now
I could make you beg

She wants to be made useless
Desperate from the merest glancing touch
His fingers against her skin
Her tongue against her flesh
Anywhere
Tongue, fingers, toes, breasts, thighs, ears, stomach
Anytime

He could fuck her
He could make her beg

She would be grateful for the chance
The chance to plead, to cajole, to urge, to inspire

Just touch her once
Touch her anywhere
And she is yours
In the wherever, whenever, however of time

She is easy
She is easily inspired

You are easy inspiration

Tour of Spring Fashions

I am very eclectic in most everything. From my choice of books, food, movies and especially fashion.

I was perusing the internet for some new clothes for spring and I was pleased as punch to find this Fantasy Tunic. It is trimmed and with lace and very feminine.

Then I saw this beautiful Crochet & Pearl Dress. it's soft blue and and almost faerie like. It has tiny faux pears. I love it.


One of my favorite things to wear are pajamas. After a long day of pleasing men, I like to relax in David and Goliath p.j.'s
My favorite shoes are Chinese Laundry. I love the way they feel and I love the way they look. Chinese Laundry shoes are sexy and flirty and make my legs look magnificent

My favorite purses are Michael Kor's. They are, a bit cost prohibitive, but when I want to splurge, I definitely go with Michael Kor.


Life is not complete without "comfy clothes". When my day is done ~ but yet I'm not ready for bed ~ it is comfy clothes time. Nothing in the world is better than Victoria Secret Pink for comfy clothes. They are sexy and feminine ~ yet soft and cozy.

I absolutely love shopping. And after my Fantasy Tour of Spring Fashions....I think I'm going to have a really sweet wardrobe.

Kisses,

Kelly

We interrupt this blog for a special message

One of the delights of being self-employed is the opportunity for me to indulge in one of my favorite hobbies ~ reading. Right now I'm reading In The Forest of Harm. It is an amazing thriller. The first half was a bit slow moving. However, I am really enjoying the second half of the book and am finding myself getting very involved and interested it these characters. It's a really good and very scary book that is being told very well.

Big vs. Competent

Every adult film I've seen has the gentlemen in them sporting penises of equestrian proportions, and it sure LOOKS like the women enjoy having every orafice filled by them.

In the real world, however does a big penis outrate the fact that your partner may or may not be competent at foreplay?

Let's face it, "It doesn't matter if a man has a 747 jet....if he doesn't know how to land it. Of course it has to be big enough to navigate.

But, if a man has a willing tongue, a pair of talented hands and the manual dexterity to sway side to side , back and forth, up and down and in and out....that is my type of guy.

Most men are so worried about their penis size...and here is what I have to say about that ...Yeah, a big penis is a visual turn on, but if you're with someone who doesn't know what the hell to do with it...what is the point?

All that is REALLY needed in the act of love making is experience and some strong chemistry....if you've got that....the rest is effortless!!!!

Size does not matter!!!

Kelly Dares To Share

I have many sexual fantasies.

Since my movie making days are over, unfortunately I will not be able to act them out on film.

Some of my fantasies are hardcore, some are romantic.

One of my hardcore fantasies is visualizing myself as the subject of a gang bang. Every time I use this fantasy, I add another guy. Eventually, my pussy is overflowing. I'm not sure I'd to this in real time, but the thought of it is very exciting.

Another fantasy of mine is a gentle MMF thee way. All that skin....mmmmmmm.

I love the sensation of being taken. I fantasize about a man doing me from behind with me on my belly....this heavy weight on top of me....one hand clasped behind .... and him kissing my neck.

And, finally, I have one fantasy that I've been dreaming about for years. I'm asleep on my bed naked and I wake up to the feel of a finger tracing slowly down my forehead, over my nose and over my lips where they linger. I open my eyes to see a handsome man leaning over me, watching me intently with a look of fascination and desire. I look up shocked but then desire takes over me too.

The man slowly lowers the covers to reveal my breasts and watches them, his desire growing. He slowly continues tracing his fingers from my lips down my body around my breasts, over my nipples, over my stomach and down to my wet pussy. He begins kissing my neck, down my body and begins sucking my nipples, softly at first and then harder as both our desire grows. He throws the covers off to completely expose me, lifts my knees up and continues kissing me down my body, on the insides of my thighs and over my pussy after which he begins lick and suck.

After I come hard, he pushes himself up against me and makes love to me slowly until we both come and lay there in heap of covers and sweat. After that he gets up and gets dress and leaves me lying there to go back to sleep.

And, what is your fantasy?????

The Word of the Day is ~ Tact

Tact is something that I possess, but sometimes don't use. Let me explain. I made a conscience decision to discontinue working in Chicago. The reason is quite simple...I had three instances where the client I was seeing knew someone in my family. It got a little creepy. I decided to travel extensively this year and then at the end of 2010, I will retire from being a provider permanently.

I gave my Chicago clients plenty of time to see me before I left. However, Wednesday, my phone was blowing up with appointment requests from my Chicago clients.

I got really annoyed and posted something on another message board. I didn't intentionally intend to be mean ~ but I came off that way.

Now the new rumor going on about my sweet self, is that I don't like men. Shame on whoever is spreading that rumor around...I adore Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the contrasts between their bodies and mine; I like the hairy chests, the muscles, the warmth, the solidness of a man’s body. I like the weight of a guy on me or against me; I like the feel of arm or chest hair against my skin.

I love the treasure trail, or the patch of belly fur. That will amuse me a lot longer than it probably should, but what can I say? I’m easily amused.

Anyhow, one of the major differences between a guy’s body and mine is… you guessed it, a lack of breasts. In most cases.

But the other difference? Hard-ons!

I have to confess; I love the cock. It entertains me flaccid or erect. Actually, when it’s erect, it usually tempts me ~ it’s fun to play with.

A hard on is fun to reach out and tweak, make it bob up and down a bit. It doesn’t quite have the same “twoing!” effect that a rubber cock can have, but I’m willing to try.

I like the way a hard on feels in my hands; the smoothness of the flesh contrasted with the solidity and thickness (in some cases) and the pulsing and the warmth. I like the feel of a hard on pressing up against me, so long as it’s from someone I want pressing a hard on up against me. When I’m receptive and interested and he presses up against me with that solid evidence that he wants me? Ooh, delicious feeling.


Hard ons are entertaining. They stick straight out and demand attention – there’s really no negotiating around them sometimes. Mind you, that’s also partly the guy’s fault sometimes – if he’s making it bob around or holding it in your face, that’s a bit of a different story.

Guys can be so horrified or embarrassed when they have a hard on, which always makes me laugh. Is it really that bad being teased over having had a natural biological function over which you have no control (usually)? Admittedly, if you’re sitting in a meeting thinking dirty thoughts, then it’s your own fault if you have a hard on; but otherwise, who cares, really? Honestly, it’s usually not as obvious as you may think, especially if you’re wearing jeans that aren’t super-tight or super-baggy.

I have to admit, unless a guy is pressed up against me or naked beside me, I basically never notice if he has a hard on or not. Call me stupid, call me oblivious, but … stop worrying about ‘em, and let those of us that love the cock have fun with ‘em… once you’re done playing with them yourselves.

In the meantime, I’m off to find myself a cock to “twoing”.

Sexiest Movies

A lot of guys ask me if we can watch one of my porn movies while we’re in bed. I must confess, I really hate watching myself. Also, I hate most porn movies…..there is nothing alluring about them at all.

I love mainstream movies with highly charged sex scenes.

My favorite sex scene in recent years is in the thriller Sea of Love in which Ellen Barkin pins Al Pacino up against a wall and he's helpless and melting and she keeps on teasing him and rubbing herself against him. I don't know if anyone's seen this film but that scene is so hot

The Cement Garden has to be one of the most erotic films. High sexual tension from beginning to end.

The Lover, with Tony Leung and Jane March. One of my favorite scenes (other than the highly sensual, yet non-sexual hand clasping scene and the kiss on the window) is when the man begins to have second thoughts about making love to the girl (and taking her virginity in the process) but then she takes the initiative and seduces him by caressing him all over until he finally gives her what she wants.

Except for the bloody killing part, the opening sex scene of Basic Instinct was hot as hell, as well as the big love scene of the movie. Yes, the kitty flashing scene is what it's really famous for, but strangely enough I found it funny instead of sexy. I'm not sure why.

I prefer Emmanuelle 2 to the original, because I found it infinitely more sensual and the character is very confident and sure of her appeal (unlike the first movie, when she was first beginning her education).

The scene where Emmanuelle and her husband finally make love (after a false alarm that was of course used to build up the tension for the audience) after she returns home from a business trip was a great kick-off for the rest of the movie.

Mild, yet explicit, the love scene in The Wedding Date has sexual sensuality going for it. From the same movie, the scene where he 'explains' the concept of being a gigolo leaves her (and me) panting for him to follow through.

Also the Girl Next Door, which is an alright movie with alright actors. But the scene where Elisha Cuthbert slowly takes him inside herself, which is cued solely by her eyes becoming defenseless...? That penetration expressed with a single look of surrender almost unglued me.

Stage Beauty - I love it when they're rehearsing the scene and there's all this passion and she tries to kiss him but he doesn't get the hint. Him in drag letting the girls masturbate him was pretty intriguing and a little funny.

Also, I like the scene when he tries to seduce his unwilling lover in the steam room. But perhaps the crowning part of the movie is him teaching Claire Danes how two men make love, and their interchanging of positions . . . Not much nudity or explicitness in this movie, but the whole idea of it all is quite hot, as is Billy Crudup.

Cruel Intentions Reese loses her virginity to Ryan~ Holy shit. Counting Crows in the background, dim, warm lights on them both... and kissing that can take your breath away.

I'd like to mention the scene with Matt Damon and some chick from The Bourne Identity. ok~ Matt Damon can fuck me in the bathroom anytime.

This is an an older movie with Kris Khristopherson and Sara Miles...The Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sea.

HBO aired a movie in the 90's starring Bonnie Bedelia as a judge called Judicial Consent. I don't remember the plot, something about her getting involved in an illicit affair that affected a case I think. Anyway, there's a scene in her office when this lover comes in and they begin kissing while she is at her desk. After a while he slowly slides down under her desk and by her fabulous reactions you know he is giving her the most fantastic head from under there. Bonnie should have one an award for her performance.


Stealing Beauty: Bernardo Betolucci's lush, dreamy epic starring Liv Tyler as a flowering young American tourist trying to find her father and loser her virginity, both at the same time. However, the scene with Rachel Weisz naked at the pool, is worth the rental price alone!

Henry and June:. This film was so controversial they invented a new rating for it! And any movie about the love affair(s) between the two most sexually explicit writers of their times, Henry Miller and Anais Nin, played by Fred Ward and Maria de Medeiros, had better to be controversial. There is so much screwing in this movie, you kind of wonder if Philip Kaufman just used it as an excuse to direct a lesbian sex scene between Uma Thurman and Maria!

Crash and The Secretary (but I am a Spader fan).

Sliver the Sharon Stone movie... I think it rocks.. I love female seduction..especially if the female is the shy type like shown in the movie...any of those kind out here? Please watch the movie if you haven't, and if you don't your missing something HOT! REAL HOT!

Against All Odds - I have to say that the love scene between Jeff Bridges and Rachel Ward in the sweat caves was very sensual and hot.

Unfaithful ...the bathroom fucking is the sexiest scene I watch.

Color of the Night is by far one of the sexiest films!

I love the scene with Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette in True Romance where they have a quickie in the phone booth. I think it's the kissing that does it for me, especially since he remarked early that she "tastes like a peach." Hot kissing is something you get far more often in real films than in porn.

That, is my review of all the REALLY HOT mainstream movies......HEY, ANYBODY WANT TO DO A MOVIE DATE??

The Word of the Day is ~ Sexual Healing

Sex is comforting. It is fundamentally life affirming. It releases endorphins that help relieve stress and tension and gives one a feeling of happines and well-being. It's natural to turn to sex in a time of fear and doubt. Sex stimulates our Chakra (energy center). The root Chakra is located in our genital region and is the one that governs our primal needs. (I've been studying yoga and Tantra and this is what it is all about). This energy is all about the need for shelter, safety, comfort and pleasure. It is the center of our primal natures and it's urges can be broken down into three basic responses....FIGHT, FLEE OR FUCK.

When we live through a time of crisis, this part of us needs stimulation. We want to feel alive, safe and secure. We want to feel pleasure. Sex allows us to literally plug into each other at the root and create healing in the place where we feel a lack of security. If we can't fight, can't flee, perhaps we can comfort ourselves by fucking.

Remember the Marvin Gaye Song, "SEXUAL HEALING":

"A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get the feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind and it's good for us"

With respect to the war in Iraq, racism, hatred and the whole US and THEM dynamic....remember the movie "Bullworth" with Warren Beaty? His answer to division among people was, "We should fuck each other until we're all the same color. It might take a while, but it'll solve all our problems"

God Bless America!!!!!!!

The Word of the Day is ~ Erotic Eats

Who needs Viagra ~ allow the awesome power of food to provoke and promote enjoyable sex. Food and sex share some very important attributes. They are both activities that employ all of the senses.

Let food seduce you!!!!